Drugged by the Namelss Villain

Lately I have felt a little uneasy at night, as if there was something lurking in the shadows. This morning I finally figured it out. I woke up feeling as though I had overdosed on NyQuil. Jared felt the same exact way. I was absolutely exhausted and my whole body would not move. The more I thought about it I finally realized the only way we could be as tired as we both were was if somebody, during the dark deep night, slipped NyQuil gas in through our open window. The nameless villain has attacked.

I evaluated our lives and how we are both in school full time and have tons of homework to do; how Jared's job gives him an early morning shift one day and then a late night shift the next; how I work 40 hours a week and run a pie business out of my kitchen, and how we stay up late to even see each other. I concluded that there is NO WAY that it can be lack of sleep that is causing us to be this exhausted by Friday morning. Our exhaustion has to be attributed to the nameless villain who is mysteriously drugging us with NyQuil gas. We are going to invest in a couple of gas masks soon because there is no way we that will make it through this next semester without fighting back. Nameless villain, you have no chance! We are on to you!