Gas

I came across this poem in one of my Psychology textbooks. The book states that it was written by Dr. Seuss but, in my research, I can't find it anywhere else. Anyways, I thought it was a great way to start the morning.

I will not pass gas on a train. I will not pass gas on a plane. I will not pass gas in my house. I will not pass gas near my spouse. I will not pass gas in a bar. I will not pass gas in a car. I will not pass gas where little ones are, no matter how near or how far. I will not pass gas in your face, because the gas I pass is worse than mace.

Have a good day.